Friday, 27 April 2012

Angelina Jolie Visits Kenyan School Only to Walk Out Adopting Half the Children


Infamous couple, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt recently took their six multicultural children on an African safari in the blazing Serengeti of Kenya. While the children were basking in the sun and enjoying the unique sights of all the African animals, Angelina was especially intrigued with the local School Houses on sight. Although this trip was originally planned as a “family” vacation, Angelina spent most of her time with the impoverished children, even going as far as sneaking children into her hotel suite.

 The highlight of the trip was their last day spent in Kenya. Angelina brought her family over to the school she had been spending the most time at. Brad thought this was a great idea stating, “I love giving my kids the opportunity to interact with children from other cultures who aren’t as fortunate as them. I think this is something I hope every parent should be able to offer to their children.”
 
 Everything was going swimmingly until on the plane ride home, Brad and Angelina realized the mistake that they had made. The couple had accidentally brought home the wrong children. The pair stated that “The children all look almost identical, and it could have happened to anybody!”

Although the mistake was corrected and Angelina and Brad’s children were returned to them safely, Angelina could not bare to return the Kenyan children she had mistakenly took with her. She ended up adopting the three children she had mistaken for her own. They are now a happy family of eleven. J

Thursday, 26 April 2012

International soccer player ACTUALLY injured in match


In last weekend’s epic football match between Chelsea and Manchester United, Chelsea’s star player, Fernando Torres, was carried away on a stretcher half way through the second half. Torres went down hard after a strong nudge in Manchester’s defensive third from key Manchester defensemen, Rio Ferdinand. Torres laid on the field for minutes, before the referee blew the whistle to stop play. Fernando was screaming in agony for what felt like “the longest five minutes in soccer history.”

Chelsea’s trainer hurried onto the field to attend to Torres and pronounced a sprained wrist, ripped fingernail, and symptoms of a major concussion. No date has been revealed as to when Torres will return to the field, as it will be a long and difficult road to recovery for Fernando.